Enjoy our team's carefully selected Spectacles Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the eyeglasses walk into the classroom quietly?
They didn’t want to make a spectacle.
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I had to give up my glasses after they started causing more drama than a pair of celebrity spectacles.
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I broke my glasses and couldn’t see anything.
But then I realized it was just a broken spectacle illusion.
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Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into his lens grinder?
He made a spectacle of himself.
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The glasses on the table were feeling neglected, so I gave them a spectacle of attention.
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I didn’t wear my glasses to the party because I wanted to make a spectacle of myself.
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Why was the glasses so expensive?
Because they were designer spectacles.
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A monocle walks into a bar.
After a few drinks, he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him.
“Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don’t allow smoking in here. You’ll have to step outside to smoke.”
So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile, a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled.
They try to get free, but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become. The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head.
“Hey, you two!” he shouts. “Stop making spectacles of yourselves!”
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My father quietly retired from his job as an eyeglass manufacturer yesterday.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
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