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Spanish Jokes

Some years ago, a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece.

The mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town.

When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor, he wondered how he could afford such a house.

The Spaniard said, โ€œYou see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single-lane bridge with traffic lights at either end, this house could be built.โ€

The following year, the Spaniard visited the Greek town. He was simply amazed at the Greek mayorโ€™s house: gold taps, marble floorsโ€”it was marvelous.

When he asked how this could be afforded, the Greek said, โ€œYou see that bridge over there?โ€

The Spaniard replied, โ€œNo.โ€

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What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?


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Why did the Spanish Inquisition yank out peopleโ€™s molars?

Because they wanted the tooth, the whole truth, so help them God.

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Iโ€™ve finally worked out why Spain is so good at football.

Nobody expects the Spanish in position.

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Once, there was a man who came from Spain to America.

He couldnโ€™t speak English, so he went to a choir and learned how to say, โ€œMe me me me me me.โ€

Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say, โ€œHe stole my dolly.โ€

On his way home, he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say, โ€œBig butcher knife, big butcher knife.โ€

Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say, โ€œPlug it in, plug it in.โ€

Later, he went to the store, and there was a murder.

The police said, โ€œWho killed this man?โ€

The foreigner said, โ€œMe me me me me me.โ€

The police said, โ€œWhy did you kill him?โ€

The man said, โ€œHe stole my dolly.โ€

The policeman said, โ€œWhat did you kill him with?โ€

The man said, โ€œBig butcher knife, big butcher knife.โ€

Then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death.

The policeman said, โ€œAny last words?โ€

The foreigner said, โ€œPlug it in, plug it in.โ€

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Chuck Norris speaks English, French, Spanish, Italian, and Portuguese.

At the same time in every sentence.

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