Sofa King Jokes



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Sofa King Jokes


Who sells the best sofas?

Sofa King.

Because they are sofa king good!

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Did you hear that Jeff Bezos changed his name to Richard and started a living room furniture empire?

I guess you can do anything if you’re sofa king rich.

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Need a couch? Have you tried Sofa Kings?

Their prices are sofa king cheap!

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My family calls me the King of Sofas.

Because I’m sofa king lazy.

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There was this company names β€œSofa King”, but we didn’t buy anything from them.

Because the prices were sofa king high.

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I own a furniture store.

My job is sofa king cool.

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Did you hear about the comedian who calls himself The Sofa King?

He’s sofa king funny.

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Did you know George III never even bothered to leave his couch during the American Revolution?

He was sofa king comfortable.

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My sister and I decided that we want to start our own businesses.

She’s going to open a furniture store called β€œSofa King” and I’m going to open a soup restaurant next door called β€œStew Pit”.

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One day I’m going to open a furniture store named Sofa King.

That way I can make late night tv commercials and shout β€œOur prices are sofa king low!”.

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