Snail Jokes

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Snail Jokes

A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.

He is watched by a sparrow who can’t help laughing and eventually says, β€œDon’t you know there aren’t any apples on the tree yet?”

β€œYes,” said the snail, β€œbut there will be by the time I get up there.”

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I’m currently studying snails and slugs.

It’s safe to say I’m a slow learner.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, β€œWhat the hell was that all about?”

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Are slugs just snails that have gone through a divorce?

β€œYep, she got the house.”

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Why do French people eat so many snails?

Because they don’t like fast food.

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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him more sluggish.

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A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day.

A gang of snails approaches him and beats him up.

Herman is left at the bottom of a tree with several cuts and bruises. Several hours later he gathers up enough strength to go to a local police station.

Herman walks into the Sergeant’s office.

β€œWhat happened to you? the officer asks.

β€œA gang of snails beat me up,” Herman replied.

β€œCan you describe what they looked like?”

β€œI don’t know,” the sloth says. β€œIt all happened so fast.”

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