Smoke Jokes

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Smoke Jokes

What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney?

β€œYou are to little to smoke!”

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A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze.

When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level.

He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved and arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport where a plane would be waiting for him. He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate.

He jumped in with his bag and shouted, β€œLet’s go!”

The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air.

The photographer said, β€œFly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures.”

β€œWhy?” asked the pilot.

β€œBecause I am a photographer,” he responded, β€œand photographers take photographs.”

The pilot was silent for a moment.

Finally he stammered, β€œYou mean you’re not the flight instructor?”

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An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken.

He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card.

So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke, β€œHey, send somebody to my location with $500!”

The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back once again with the smoke, β€œOK, chief, but why so much?”

At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky.

The tribe signals, β€œOK, OK, chief, we just wondered, why to be so angry?”

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I was helping my apiarist friend smoke her bees.

They’re not as good as tobacco, but I love the aftertaste.

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Did you know that someone tried contacting the aboriginals in Australia via smoke signal?

But the line was always busy.

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My girlfriend’s such a bad cook.

She uses the smoke alarm as a timer.

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What did the firefighter say when the church caught on fire?

β€œHoly smoke!”

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