Enjoy our team's carefully selected Small Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A small Irish man escaped from prison today.
He’s a leprechaun-vict.
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What do you call a small, yellow onion?
A Min-ion.
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What did Mario say to Princess Peach?
“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.”
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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?
Because they are lazy and have small hands.
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What do you call a psychic gnome that just committed a hit and run?
A small medium at large.
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A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES.
The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read MAIN ENTRANCE.
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Which clients do short auditors like best?
Small businessmen.
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What is small, square and green?
A small green square.
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Your mama is so small she hangs glides on a Doritos!
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Yo mama so small she has to wear a torn napkin as a dress.
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