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Slave Jokes


Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza.

Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation.

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How did the Egyptians trick their slaves into working so hard?

With a pyramid scheme.

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Unpaid interns are like slaves.

No pay, they just get experience in the field.

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What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave?

Then her name would be mozarella.

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They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a Slave, but id only been married for 10.

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I told my friend about the Muslim slave trade the other day.

β€œDubai?” he asked.

β€œYes, and sell,” I replied.

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What do you call a fisherman who owns a slave?

A Master Baiter.

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Why did the slave go to college?

To pick up his master’s degree.

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I’m proud to announce that our slaves are finally free.

And that’s a great price!

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What did the slave owners use to purchase their slaves?

A MasterCard.

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My history textbook says that the Pharaoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.

Which is kind of weird considering he could’ve just used bricks or something.

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