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Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza.
Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation.
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How did the Egyptians trick their slaves into working so hard?
With a pyramid scheme.
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Unpaid interns are like slaves.
No pay, they just get experience in the field.
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What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave?
Then her name would be mozarella.
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They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a Slave, but id only been married for 10.
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I told my friend about the Muslim slave trade the other day.
βDubai?β he asked.
βYes, and sell,β I replied.
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What do you call a fisherman who owns a slave?
A Master Baiter.
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Why did the slave go to college?
To pick up his masterβs degree.
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Iβm proud to announce that our slaves are finally free.
And thatβs a great price!
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What did the slave owners use to purchase their slaves?
A MasterCard.
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My history textbook says that the Pharaoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.
Which is kind of weird considering he couldβve just used bricks or something.
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