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What do you call an Asian electrician who is skinny?
Light Ning.
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A lumber camp is looking for a lumberjack.
The next day, a skinny person arrives at the camp with an axe. The head lumberjack looks at the little small guy and instructs him to go away.
βGive me a chance to show you what Iβm capable of,β the skinny guy pleads.
βSee that massive redwood over there?β asks the head lumberjack. βCut it down with your axe.β
The man runs towards the tree, and in five minutes heβs at the lumberjackβs door.
βI cut the tree down,β the man says.
βWhere did you learn to chop down trees like that?β asks the lumberjack, who canβt believe his eyes.
βIn the Sahara Forest,β the small man adds.
βYou are referring to the Sahara Desert,β says the lumberjack after interrupting him.
βSure! Thatβs what theyβre calling it these days!β
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Why are plants so skinny?
They usually have a light lunch.
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Why did the husband say after grabbing his wifeβs love handles while looking at all her skin?
βYou are so skinny.β
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What is the name of a skinny Pakistani cow?
A moo-slim.
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What was the skinny scientist so excited about?
He just won the no-belly prize.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
βAh, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife. I went to a costume party and saw her across the room. Standing there all thin and tall and gorgeous next to her fat friend. Theyβd come to the party together dressed as the number ten,β he tells the bartender. βThatβs when I knew, she was the one.β
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Donβt forget you are what you eat.
I need to eat a skinny person.
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