Skinny Jokes

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Skinny Jokes

What do you call an Asian electrician who is skinny?

Light Ning.

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A lumber camp is looking for a lumberjack.

The next day, a skinny person arrives at the camp with an axe. The head lumberjack looks at the little small guy and instructs him to go away.

β€œGive me a chance to show you what I’m capable of,” the skinny guy pleads.

β€œSee that massive redwood over there?” asks the head lumberjack. β€œCut it down with your axe.”

The man runs towards the tree, and in five minutes he’s at the lumberjack’s door.

β€œI cut the tree down,” the man says.

β€œWhere did you learn to chop down trees like that?” asks the lumberjack, who can’t believe his eyes.

β€œIn the Sahara Forest,” the small man adds.

β€œYou are referring to the Sahara Desert,” says the lumberjack after interrupting him.

β€œSure! That’s what they’re calling it these days!”

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Why are plants so skinny?

They usually have a light lunch.

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Why did the husband say after grabbing his wife’s love handles while looking at all her skin?

β€œYou are so skinny.”

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What is the name of a skinny Pakistani cow?

A moo-slim.

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What was the skinny scientist so excited about?

He just won the no-belly prize.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

β€œAh, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife. I went to a costume party and saw her across the room. Standing there all thin and tall and gorgeous next to her fat friend. They’d come to the party together dressed as the number ten,” he tells the bartender. β€œThat’s when I knew, she was the one.”

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Don’t forget you are what you eat.

I need to eat a skinny person.

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