Enjoy our team's carefully selected Skeleton Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Two skeletons rise from a grave one night and get on a motorbike.
Suddenly the one on the driver seat gets off again, runs back and rips out its gravestone.
The other asks, “What the hell do you need THAT for?”
And it answers, “Are you stupid? I can’t just drive without my ID!”
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What do you call a skeleton who just had hip surgery?
Hip-ster!
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Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had nobody to go with.
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How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
Simple, use a skeleton key to unlock the gates.
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What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
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Why didn’t the skeleton go see the scary movie?
He didn’t have the guts.
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How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle their funny bones.
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I stopped by grandmother’s house and I’m so impressed. She had all the Halloween decorations out. There were cobwebs and bugs in the windows along with a skeleton on the couch.
She’s 89 and always does a great job, but there was no answer when I knocked. I guess I’ll stop by again in a few months... if I have time.
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What’s the name of the Democratic skeleton from Brooklyn, New York who’s running for president?
Bony Sanders.
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Wanna know why skeletons are so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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The skeleton didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
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What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day?
Lazy bones.
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Why did the skeleton run away?
Because a dog was after his bones.
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Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
To get another rib.
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Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?
He didn’t have the stomach for it!
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