Skeleton Jokes



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Skeleton Jokes


Two skeletons rise from a grave one night and get on a motorbike.

Suddenly the one on the driver seat gets off again, runs back and rips out its gravestone.

The other asks, β€œWhat the hell do you need THAT for?”

And it answers,Β β€œAre you stupid? I can’t just drive without my ID!”

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What do you callΒ a skeleton who just had hip surgery?

Hip-ster!

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Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

He had nobody to go with.

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How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?

Simple, use a skeleton key to unlock the gates.

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What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?

Spare ribs.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go see the scary movie?

He didn’t have the guts.

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How do you make a skeleton laugh?

Tickle their funny bones.

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I stopped by grandmother’s house and I’m so impressed. She had all the Halloween decorations out. There were cobwebs and bugs in the windows along with a skeleton on the couch.

She’s 89 and always does a great job, but there was no answer when I knocked. I guess I’ll stop by again in a few months... if I have time.

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What’s the name of the Democratic skeleton from Brooklyn, New York who’s running for president?

Bony Sanders.

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Wanna know why skeletons are so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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The skeleton didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.

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What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day?

Lazy bones.

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Why did the skeleton run away?

Because a dog was after his bones.

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Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

To get another rib.

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Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?

He didn’t have the stomach for it!

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