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I saw my sister weeping uncontrollably, worried that her Economics degree wouldnโt land her a job.
I said, โAre you having a financial cry, sis?โ
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A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit.
One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
โWho are you?โ he asked.
โIโm the Devil!โ she responded.
โWell, come on home with me,โ he said, โI married your sister.โ
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My Sister works at a pharmacy.
As a pharmasister.
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My sister said Iโm being immature.
I guess she isnโt getting her nose back.
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My 2 year old sisterโs stinky feet were smelling like cheese.
My dad was wondering what happened, so I told him that she had chee-toes.
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My momโs sister is good at cleaning stuff, especially any stinky laundry.
We call her a deodor-aunt.
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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, โDad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.โ
After dinner, Georgeโs dad took him aside, โSon, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, sheโs a wonderful wife and mother, but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot.โ
โSusan is actually your half-sister, and Iโm afraid you canโt marry her.โ
George was brokenhearted.
After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.
A year later he came home and very proudly announced, โDiane said yes! Weโre getting married in June.โ
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news, โDiane is your half-sister too, George. Iโm awfully sorry about this.โ
George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
โDad has done so much harm. I guess Iโm never going to get married,โ he complained. โEvery time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister.โ
โHee hee,โ his mother chuckled, shaking her head, โDonโt pay any attention to what he says. Heโs not really your father.โ
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