Enjoy our team's carefully selected Siri Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Me: “Siri, why am I still single?”
Siri activates the front camera.
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Me using the Siri App on my iPhone.
Me: “Siri, call my wife.”
Siri: “Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts.”
Me: “Samantha Gibbs is my wife.”
Siri: “I’ve added Samantha Gibbs as your wife.”
Me: “Call my wife.”
Siri: “Which wife?”
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What does Alexa like to eat for breakfast?
Siri-al.
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My wife asked me why I was whispering at home. I said, I was worried that Mark Zuckerberg was listening.
She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed. We all laughed...
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Wishing a happy women’s day to Siri and Alexa...
The only two women who listen to men and do as they say!
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People complain about a lack of women in tech jobs.
That’s nonsense—what about Siri, Alexa and Cortana?
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Me: “Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?”
Siri: “This is Alexa.”
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It’s so hot Siri asked to be dipped in a glass of ice water.
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