Single Jokes

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Single Jokes

Me: โ€œSiri, why am I still single?โ€

Siri activates the front camera.

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I am so single. I went to Grand Canyon, alone.

I yelled โ€œI love youโ€ just to hear it said back to me.

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What do you call a female crab who is also single?

Ms. Shell.

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What do single people call Valentineโ€™s Day?

Happy Independence Day.

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The moon asked the sun, โ€œBuddy, when you are so hot, why are you single yet?โ€

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Madonna is 54 and her boyfriendโ€™s 25.

Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriendโ€™s 26.

So if youโ€™re single itโ€™s ok, maybe heโ€™s just not born yet.

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Just went to the store and bought milk, cereal, juice and ice cream.

Cashier: โ€œYou must be single, right?โ€

Me: โ€œYes! How did you know?โ€

Cashier: โ€œBecause youโ€™re ugly.โ€

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There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him.

Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, โ€œWhatโ€™s your secret?โ€ The guy whispers, โ€œAll you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants.โ€

In a flourish, the second guy runs off and stuffs a pickle in his pants.

But when he returns to the shore, he soon discovers that every single girl that looks his way, runs off screaming in bloody terror.

Confused, he hurries over to the first guy and desperately asks, โ€œWhy are all the girls running away from me?โ€

The first guy looks up and replies, โ€œThe pickleโ€™s on the wrong side.โ€

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