Enjoy our team's carefully selected Single Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Me: “Siri, why am I still single?”
Siri activates the front camera.
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I am so single. I went to Grand Canyon, alone.
I yelled “I love you” just to hear it said back to me.
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What do you call a female crab who is also single?
Ms. Shell.
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What do single people call Valentine’s Day?
Happy Independence Day.
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The moon asked the sun, “Buddy, when you are so hot, why are you single yet?”
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Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend’s 25.
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend’s 26.
So if you’re single it’s ok, maybe he’s just not born yet.
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Just went to the store and bought milk, cereal, juice and ice cream.
Cashier: “You must be single, right?”
Me: “Yes! How did you know?”
Cashier: “Because you’re ugly.”
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There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him.
Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, “What’s your secret?” The guy whispers, “All you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants.”
In a flourish, the second guy runs off and stuffs a pickle in his pants.
But when he returns to the shore, he soon discovers that every single girl that looks his way, runs off screaming in bloody terror.
Confused, he hurries over to the first guy and desperately asks, “Why are all the girls running away from me?”
The first guy looks up and replies, “The pickle’s on the wrong side.”
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