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Singer Jokes


Why didΒ Taylor SwiftΒ bring a broken leg to her concert?

Because it wanted to experience firsthand the β€œbreak-up” songs she’s famous for.

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What is Bob Marley called on a motorbike?

Bob Harley.

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When the rapper needed surgery, he got a hip-hop replacement.

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How do you make a recipe pop with ginger?

Play β€œSpice Girls” songs while you cook.

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What do the Backstreet Boys and algebra teachers have in common?

They both want you to tell them Y.

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How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?

Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.

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Dear Justin Bieber haters, please respect him.

I owe my life to Justin.

Last August 16, 2014, I was in a coma for 4 months due to a terrible car accident. One day, my nurse turned the radio to Justin’s song.

So I got up... and turned off the radio.

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How many songs do you need to write if you really want to make some money with them?

Four tunes.

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My doctor warned me that constantly singing Frank Sinatra songs was bad for my health, but I just wouldn’t listen.

And now, the end is near.

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Avril Lavigne could have just called her song Skater boy instead of Sk8er Boi.

Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?

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Do songbirds get mad at hummingbirds...

Because they don’t know the words.

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Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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