Enjoy our team's carefully selected Singer Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Did you hear about the time Bob Marley went to the hairdressers?
He was dreading it.
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What was the weather like at the rap concert?
There was a Lil Wayne.
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Didn’t Snoop Dogg change his name?
Or was Snoop Lyin’?!
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What do you call a rapper that smells nice?
Post Cologne.
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Person 1: “I like Eminem.”
Person 2: “Well, I prefer Skittles.”
Person 1: “No, I meant the rapper.”
Person 2: “Why would you eat the wrapper?”
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What do you call a rapper wearing a wig?
2pée.
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What do you call a fish who raps?
Swim Shady.
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Why did the rapper shave off his fancy mustache?
It couldn’t handle the bars.
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Why did Taylor Swift bring a broken leg to her concert?
Because it wanted to experience firsthand the “break-up” songs she’s famous for.
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What is Bob Marley called on a motorbike?
Bob Harley.
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When the rapper needed surgery, he got a hip-hop replacement.
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How do you make a recipe pop with ginger?
Play “Spice Girls” songs while you cook.
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What do the Backstreet Boys and algebra teachers have in common?
They both want you to tell them Y.
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How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.
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Dear Justin Bieber haters, please respect him.
I owe my life to Justin.
Last August 16, 2014, I was in a coma for 4 months due to a terrible car accident. One day, my nurse turned the radio to Justin’s song.
So I got up... and turned off the radio.
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How many songs do you need to write if you really want to make some money with them?
Four tunes.
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My doctor warned me that constantly singing Frank Sinatra songs was bad for my health, but I just wouldn’t listen.
And now, the end is near.
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Avril Lavigne could have just called her song Skater boy instead of Sk8er Boi.
Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?
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Do songbirds get mad at hummingbirds...
Because they don’t know the words.
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Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
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