Enjoy our team's carefully selected Singer Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What was the weather like at the rap concert?
There was a Lil Wayne.
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Didn’t Snoop Dogg change his name?
Or was Snoop Lyin’?!
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What do you call a rapper that smells nice?
Post Cologne.
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Person 1: “I like Eminem.”
Person 2: “Well, I prefer Skittles.”
Person 1: “No, I meant the rapper.”
Person 2: “Why would you eat the wrapper?”
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What do you call a rapper wearing a wig?
2pée.
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What do you call a fish who raps?
Swim Shady.
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Why did the rapper shave off his fancy mustache?
It couldn’t handle the bars.
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Why did Taylor Swift bring a broken leg to her concert?
Because it wanted to experience firsthand the “break-up” songs she’s famous for.
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What is Bob Marley called on a motorbike?
Bob Harley.
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When the rapper needed surgery, he got a hip-hop replacement.
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How do you make a recipe pop with ginger?
Play “Spice Girls” songs while you cook.
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What do the Backstreet Boys and algebra teachers have in common?
They both want you to tell them Y.
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How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.
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Dear Justin Bieber haters, please respect him.
I owe my life to Justin.
Last August 16, 2014, I was in a coma for 4 months due to a terrible car accident. One day, my nurse turned the radio to Justin’s song.
So I got up... and turned off the radio.
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How many songs do you need to write if you really want to make some money with them?
Four tunes.
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My doctor warned me that constantly singing Frank Sinatra songs was bad for my health, but I just wouldn’t listen.
And now, the end is near.
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Avril Lavigne could have just called her song Skater boy instead of Sk8er Boi.
Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?
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Do songbirds get mad at hummingbirds...
Because they don’t know the words.
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Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
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