Sickness Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Sickness Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A Pandamic.
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What do you give a panda when it is sick?
Pandadol.
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Why do the employees get sick on Labor Day weekend?
Weakened immune system.
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What’s the most common disease in HR departments?
Staff infections.
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What sickness did the minion get while travelling?
Yellow fever.
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Where do sailors go when they feel sick?
The dock-tor.
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I caught bird flu while waiting for a flight at the airport.
I have since found out it is a terminal illness.
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What do you call someone doing yoga with the flu?
Sick and twisted.
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I shouldn’t have had that leftover sushi.
I’m feeling a bit eel.
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There’s a great new machine at my gym.
I felt sick after I’d used it for an hour, but it’s got everything: Doritos, Snickers, Mountain Dew...
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What is the only thing that can cure a sick donut?
An antidought!
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A person at the store asked me if doughnuts are healthy.
I don’t know, but I never met a sick one in my entire life.
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I was sick and told my mom I had a runny nose.
She told me, “You should tell it to walk instead.”
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I don’t like people who do not cover their mouths and noses when they sneeze.
These people make me sick.
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Your mama so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
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