Sickness Jokes



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Sickness Jokes


What do you call a large group of sick pandas?

A Pandamic.

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What do you give a panda when it is sick?

Pandadol.

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Why do the employees get sick on Labor Day weekend?

Weakened immune system.

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What’s the most common disease in HR departments?

Staff infections.

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What sickness did the minion get while travelling?

Yellow fever.

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Where do sailors go when they feel sick?

The dock-tor.

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I caught bird flu while waiting for a flight at the airport.

I have since found out it is a terminal illness.

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What do you call someone doing yoga with the flu?

Sick and twisted.

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I shouldn’t have had that leftover sushi.

I’m feeling a bit eel.

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There’s a great new machine at my gym.

I felt sick after I’d used it for an hour, but it’s got everything: Doritos, Snickers, Mountain Dew...

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What is the only thing that can cure a sick donut?

An antidought!

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A person at the store asked me if doughnuts are healthy.

I don’t know, but I never met a sick one in my entire life.

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I was sick and told my mom I had a runny nose.

She told me, β€œYou should tell it to walk instead.”

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I don’t like people who do not cover their mouths and noses when they sneeze.

These people make me sick.

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Your mama so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick!

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