Enjoy our team's carefully selected Shrek Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry?
Shrekspeare.
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What do you call it when Shrek works more than 40 hours a week?
Ogretime.
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What was the full name of Eddie Murphy’s character in Shrek?
Donkey Ho-tay!
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What’s Shrek’s favorite item of clothing?
An ogrecoat.
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I loved the first Shrek movie.
The second one was mediogre.
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What do you call a Shrek fan girl?
An O-girl!
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Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
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What do you call it when Shrek falls off a boat?
Ogreboard.
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What do you call it when Shrek gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
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If Shrek had been an average movie, it would’ve been...
Mediogre.
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Who is Gordon Ramsay’s favorite Shrek character?
Donkey.
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What did Shrek use to propose to Fiona?
An onion ring.
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How does Shrek like his eggs?
Ogre easy.
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Shrek was furious when all the fairy tale creatures were forced onto his swamp.
It was Marsh Madness.
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