Shorts Jokes



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Shorts Jokes


Did you hear about the guy that washed his shorts with change in it?

He was arrested for money laundrying.

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Picked up a set of 20 Disney shorts on vinyl for only $30.

To be honest, though, I think they’d chafe less in cotton.

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If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear?

Depends.

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I just walked past a man in shorts carrying a really long stick and I asked him, β€œAre you a pole vaulter?”

He said, β€œNo, I’m German, how did you know my name was Walter?”

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I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty.

They’re my last reshorts.

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Why do MMA fighters wear skin tight shorts?

Because otherwise, they’d be boxers.

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What’s the similarity between a fresh pair of shorts and a Bugatti bought by a shady businessman?

Both were laundered.

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I was out by the street trying to hitchhike, but every single car I stuck my thumb out for just passed me by.

I began to wonder if it had something to do with the cargo shorts I was wearing.

So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.

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What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderpants.

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