Seagull Jokes



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Seagull Jokes


An aboriginal walks into a bar with a seagull on his shoulder.

The barman asks, β€œWhere did you get that?”

The seagull replies, β€œDown the tip, there are heaps of them there.”

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What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull.

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They say it’s good luck for a seagull to poo on you.

It is, for the seagull, obviously, not for you.

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A pigeon flies out of a coffeeshop and hits a seagull.

Two birds, one stoned.

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Did you know the seagull was gods third attempt at creating the bird.

The A-gull and B-gull weren’t quite right.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks, β€œSo, how did you end up with the pegleg?”

The pirate replies, β€œWe were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”

β€œWow!” said the seaman.

β€œWhat about your hook?”

β€œWell,” replied the pirate, β€œwe were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemies cut my hand off.”

β€œIncredible!” remarked the seaman.

β€œHow did you get the eye patch?”

β€œA seagull dropping fell into my eye,” replied the pirate.

β€œYou lost your eye to a seagull dropping?” the sailor asked incredulously.

β€œWell,” said the pirate, β€œit was my first day with my hook...”

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

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