Seafood Puns



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Seafood Puns


Last time I went fishing, I caught some sort of clam and got hurt, but I don’t quite remember the rest of the day.

All I really know is that I pulled a mussel.

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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle.

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What’s the fastest speed at which a seahorse swims?

At a scallop.

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Today, I found out there are places that sell fake scallops made out of white fish.

There are a lot of cod artists out there.

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I went out to a seafood restaurant the other day.

My friend ate all the prawns. Rather shellfish of him.

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I don’t trust people on the west coast who don’t like seafood.

There’s something fishy about them.

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I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood.

He said, β€œEvery time I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically searching for a place to hide, so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself...

that’s shellfish.”

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My girlfriend left me once I stopped taking her to seafood restaurants.

Turns out she was only with me for my mussels.

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My wife and I went down to the seafood market, but I didn’t trust the employees there.

They seemed a little fishy.

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I knew I shouldn’t have eaten the seafood.

I’m feeling a little eel.

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What is a seafood an Italian would love to have?

A moray.

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I’m on a seafood diet.

I see food and I eat it.

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I saw a blind man eating seafood today.

It didn’t help.

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