Enjoy our team's carefully selected Seafood Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Last time I went fishing, I caught some sort of clam and got hurt, but I don’t quite remember the rest of the day.
All I really know is that I pulled a mussel.
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What did the pirate name his pet clam?
Michelle.
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What’s the fastest speed at which a seahorse swims?
At a scallop.
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Today, I found out there are places that sell fake scallops made out of white fish.
There are a lot of cod artists out there.
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I went out to a seafood restaurant the other day.
My friend ate all the prawns. Rather shellfish of him.
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I don’t trust people on the west coast who don’t like seafood.
There’s something fishy about them.
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I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood.
He said, “Every time I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically searching for a place to hide, so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself...
that’s shellfish.”
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My girlfriend left me once I stopped taking her to seafood restaurants.
Turns out she was only with me for my mussels.
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My wife and I went down to the seafood market, but I didn’t trust the employees there.
They seemed a little fishy.
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I knew I shouldn’t have eaten the seafood.
I’m feeling a little eel.
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What is a seafood an Italian would love to have?
A moray.
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I’m on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it.
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I saw a blind man eating seafood today.
It didn’t help.
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