Enjoy our team's carefully selected Scarecrow Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance.
“See that over there? What is that?” says the first crow.
The second crows takes a long look, “That’s a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn’t it.”
“How can you tell it’s a scarecrow and not a person?” replies the first crow.
“Look at it’s hand. No cellphone,” says the second crow.
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Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time.
No one could hold a candle to him.
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My favorite character in the wizard of oz is the scarecrow.
I mean, come on, it’s a no-brainer!
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Instead of traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and the Scarecrow should run for Congress as they lack a heart, mind, and courage.
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Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow.
I asked, “Why?”
Turns out he was outstanding in the field.
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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because he was out-standing in his field.
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The cast of The Wizard of Oz go out for ice cream.
The Lion stops licking his cone, yelling, “Ouch!” and gripping his temples.
The Tinman stops licking his cone, yelling, “Ouch!” and gripping his temples.
Dorothy stops licking her cone, yelling, “Ouch!” and gripping her temples.
The Scarecrow says, “What’s the matter with you guys?”
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