Scarecrow Jokes

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Scarecrow Jokes

Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance.

β€œSee that over there? What is that?” says the first crow.

The second crows takes a long look, β€œThat’s a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn’t it.”

β€œHow can you tell it’s a scarecrow and not a person?” replies the first crow.

β€œLook at it’s hand. No cellphone,” says the second crow.

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Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time.

No one could hold a candle to him.

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My favorite character in the wizard of oz is the scarecrow.

I mean, come on, it’s a no-brainer!

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Instead of traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and the Scarecrow should run for Congress as they lack a heart, mind, and courage.

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Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow.

I asked, β€œWhy?”

Turns out he was outstanding in the field.

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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

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The cast of The Wizard of Oz go out for ice cream.

The Lion stops licking his cone, yelling, β€œOuch!” and gripping his temples.

The Tinman stops licking his cone, yelling, β€œOuch!” and gripping his temples.

Dorothy stops licking her cone, yelling, β€œOuch!” and gripping her temples.

The Scarecrow says, β€œWhat’s the matter with you guys?”

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