Sausage Puns and Hilarious Sausage Jokes

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Sausage Jokes

A man is convinced is wife is going deaf, but she won’t admit it. So he decides to test his theory once and for all.

While she’s standing at the sink, he stands about six steps behind her and says, “What’s for dinner, dear?”

When there’s no answer, he steps a few steps closer and repeats the question.

Again there’s no response, so he moves right to his wife’s shoulder and asks, “What’s for dinner, dear?”

At this, his wife turns around angrily and says, “For the third time, sausages!”

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“Doctor,” a man told his psychiatrist, “my wife thinks I’m crazy because I like sausages.”

“That’s nonsense,” said the psychiatrist. “I like sausages myself.”

“You do!” the man shrieked. “You should come and see my collection, I’ve got thousands!”

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Me, at the hot dog stand: “Can I get a jumbo sausage?”

Hot dog guy: “Sure. Won’t be long.”

Me: “In that case, can I have two?”

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Everyone always says that hot dogs suck.

I think German sausages are the wurst!

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Went to a hot dog convention hoping to meet some women.

But it turned out to be a sausage fest.

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Have you ever been to a hot dog factory?

No, I haven’t sausage a place.

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I went to a church men’s campout a few years back. Everyone was sitting around the fire cooking breakfast.

Joe, an old-time rancher, starts cooking some homemade sausage.

A few minutes go by, then someone asks, “Hey Joe, what kind of sausage is that? It smells good.”

“To which Joe replies, “Chocolate sausage.”

This gets everyone’s attention.

When the sausage finished cooking, Joe offers a piece to anyone who wanted to try it.

A few of the guys take a cut and eat it, then get confused looks on their faces.

The same guy asks Joe again, “This doesn’t taste any different than normal sausage. Chocolate?..”

Still waking up, Joe clears his throat and says, “The horse was named Chocolate.”

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What do you call a sausage who’s been sunbathing all day?


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