Enjoy our team's carefully selected Saturday Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
The irate customer calling the newspaper offices, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
“Ma’am,” said the employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until Sunday.”
There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition, “So that’s why no one was in church today...”
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Peter goes golfing every Saturday.
One Saturday, he comes home tired and five hours late.
His wife asks him, “What took you so long?”
Peter says, “That was the worst game of golf I’ve ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Harry hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack.”
Peter’s wife says, “OMG! That’s terrible!”
Peter says, “I know. Then, for the rest of the game it was: hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry. . .”
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Why are Saturday and Sunday stronger than Wednesday?
Because Wednesday is a weak day.
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When you work from home, a Tuesday looks pretty much like a Saturday.
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When I said, I wanted to work from home, I didn’t mean I work on Saturday.
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Where do mushrooms hang out on Saturday night?
The salad bar.
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I met an amazing man at a party on Saturday. Wonderful listener, great looking...
I gave him my number and winked at him to call me when he gets home. It’s been 4 days, I’m really starting to worry the poor guy is homeless.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
You tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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