Jokes With Santa-Banta



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Santa-Banta Jokes


The teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing, except Santa.

He wrote:Β Due To Rain, No Match.

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Santa:Β β€œI’m going to watch Mission Impossible tonight.”

Banta:Β β€œOn cable or at theater?”

Santa:Β β€œNot the film, my wife bought slim fit jeans, and she is going to try it.”

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Santa had a leakage in the roof over his dining room.

Plumber asked:Β β€œSir, when did u notice it ?”

Santa:Β β€œLast night when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup.”

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Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Santa: β€œWhat should we do now?”

Banta: β€œWe’ll take 50:50.”

Santa: β€œWhat about the remaining 900?”

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100-meter race.

Referee: β€œ1,2,3, GO!”

Everybody started running except Santa.

Referee: β€œWhy are you not running?”

Santa: β€œMy number is 4.”

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SantaΒ calls the Help Desk to complain to a computer problem.

Santa: β€œWhen I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What’s the problem?”

Help Desk: β€œDear Santa, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can’t read your password.”

Santa: β€œYeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me!”

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How do you identify a Santa in a classroom?

It is simple, check who’s erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board.

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Santa was drawing money from an ATM.

A person, who was just behind him in the line, said, β€œHa, ha, haaa! I’ve seen your password. It’s 4 asterisks.”

Santa replies, β€œHa, ha, ha! You are wrong. It’s 1258.”

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