Enjoy our team's carefully selected Santa-Banta Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
The teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing, except Santa.
He wrote: Due To Rain, No Match.
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Santa: “I’m going to watch Mission Impossible tonight.”
Banta: “On cable or at theater?”
Santa: “Not the film, my wife bought slim fit jeans, and she is going to try it.”
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Santa had a leakage in the roof over his dining room.
Plumber asked: “Sir, when did u notice it ?”
Santa: “Last night when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup.”
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Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Santa: “What should we do now?”
Banta: “We’ll take 50:50.”
Santa: “What about the remaining 900?”
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100-meter race.
Referee: “1,2,3, GO!”
Everybody started running except Santa.
Referee: “Why are you not running?”
Santa: “My number is 4.”
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Santa calls the Help Desk to complain to a computer problem.
Santa: “When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What’s the problem?”
Help Desk: “Dear Santa, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can’t read your password.”
Santa: “Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me!”
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How do you identify a Santa in a classroom?
It is simple, check who’s erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board.
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Santa was drawing money from an ATM.
A person, who was just behind him in the line, said, “Ha, ha, haaa! I’ve seen your password. It’s 4 asterisks.”
Santa replies, “Ha, ha, ha! You are wrong. It’s 1258.”
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