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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, β€œYou can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and then exchanged sandwiches.

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What drink goes with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Nut-tea.

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What kind of sandwiches do whales eat?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

A ham sandwich.

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What do you eat at the beach?

A sand-wich.

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What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?

The Deli Llama.

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What do elves make sandwiches with?

Shortbread.

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What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?

You make me melt.

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How do dogs make sandwiches?

With purebred.

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What do you call a desert-dwelling witch?

A sand-witch.

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The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, β€œNow I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.”

He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich.

He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, β€œThat’s funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.”

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Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind.

It was the guy in the booth behind her.

β€œNot so loud!” he said.

β€œWhat?” she questioned, as she took another spoonful of soup.

β€œI said not so loud!” was his muffled reply.

Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away her bowl and started her grilled cheese sandwich.

β€œHow was your day?” questioned the man from behind once again.

β€œPretty good,” responded Patty, confused that this stranger would care.

β€œDid you pass the exam?” came the next question from behind.

β€œI don’t know, I didn’t get my grade yet,” replied a thoroughly bewildered Patty.

β€œI’ll have to call you back when I’m out of here”, came the voice from behind once again, β€œsome nut job is answering every question I ask you!”

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I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button and I have to get off and eat a grilled bacon and cheese sandwich.

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