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A salesman returns from his assignment in Saudi Arabia, where he went to sell them a new brand of Coca-Cola.
Seeing his crestfallen face, a friend asks him, โWhy the long face?โ
The salesman replied, โI failed in Saudi Arabia. The campaign was a total failure.โ
โWhy is that?โ asked the friend. โI thought you had a good campaign running.โ
โWell, when I got posted there, I was very confident that I would make a great sales pitch to the Saudis. But I had a problemโI didnโt speak Arabic, so I planned to convey the meaning of the message with the use of three images:
First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand in utter exhaustion; he has fainted.
Second poster: The man is drinking the new Coca-Cola brand.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed and feeling great.
I had these posters pasted all over the place. You couldnโt go anywhere without seeing them.โ
โTerrific! That should have worked!โ said the friend.
โIt should have,โ sighed the salesman. โOnly no one told me they read from right to leftโฆโ
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The blue light special was on sale.
But it left me feeling blue-tifully broke.
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Why donโt they have Motherโs Day sales?
Because mothers are priceless.
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Dating me is a lot like going to a yard sale.
At first, it looks interesting and enticing, until you get closer, take a look around and realize itโs just a bunch of shit you donโt need.
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Did you hear about the big Lego sale?
People were lined up for blocks.
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I have a racing goose for sale.
Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander.
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A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East.
An Arab approaches the husband, saying, โIโll give you 100 camels for your woman.โ
After a long silence, the husband says, โSheโs not for sale.โ
The indignant wife says, โWhat took you so long to answer?โ
The husband replied, โI was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.โ
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I advertised a python for sale in the paper.
A man rang up and said, โWhat size is it?โ
I replied, โItโs quite big.โ
โHow many feet?โ he asked.
โNone, itโs a snake...โ
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A car salesman asked me, โWhat are you looking for in a car?โ
I said, โIt has to be affordable.โ
He said, โIโm sorry, sir, Iโve never heard of a Ford Ibble.โ
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A good friend of mineโFrankโowns and operates a struggling Hot Dog business.
He recently turned to social media to help boost sales though and is determined to make every post a weiner.
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How does the Krispy Creme sales rep refer to his agenda?
Doughnut Call List.
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Little Johnny yells upstairs: โDad, thereโs a salesman here with a mustache.โ
โTell him Iโve got one.โ
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