Sales Jokes

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Sales Jokes

The blue light special was on sale.

But it left me feeling blue-tifully broke.

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Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales?

Because mothers are priceless.

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Dating me is a lot like going to a yard sale.

At first, it looks interesting and enticing, until you get closer, take a look around and realize it’s just a bunch of shit you don’t need.

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Did you hear about the big Lego sale?

People were lined up for blocks.

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I have a racing goose for sale.

Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander.

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A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East.

An Arab approaches the husband, saying, β€œI’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.”

After a long silence, the husband says, β€œShe’s not for sale.”

The indignant wife says, β€œWhat took you so long to answer?”

The husband replied, β€œI was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”

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I advertised a python for sale in the paper.

A man rang up and said, β€œWhat size is it?”

I replied, β€œIt’s quite big.”

β€œHow many feet?” he asked.

β€œNone, it’s a snake...”

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A car salesman asked me, β€œWhat are you looking for in a car?”

I said, β€œIt has to be affordable.”

He said, β€œI’m sorry, sir, I’ve never heard of a Ford Ibble.”

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A good friend of mineβ€”Frankβ€”owns and operates a struggling Hot Dog business.

He recently turned to social media to help boost sales though and is determined to make every post a weiner.

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How does the Krispy Creme sales rep refer to his agenda?

Doughnut Call List.

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Little Johnny yells upstairs: β€œDad, there’s a salesman here with a mustache.”

β€œTell him I’ve got one.”

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