Salad Puns and Hilarious Salad Jokes



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Salad Jokes


I ate a salad today, and it contained both eggs and chicken.

I didn’t know where to start...

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A guy is sitting outside on a bench eating a burger when a woman comes out of a Subway store with a salad bowl.

She walks over to the guy and angrily says to him, β€œYou know, a cow died somewhere, so you could enjoy that burger. What do you think of that, hmm?”

As quick as a flash, he looks up at her and replies, β€œIt’s a shame for sure, but maybe if you weren’t eating its food, that cow might have lived.”

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A salad was arrested for public indecency.

I guess it should’ve gotten dressed before leafing.

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What did the priest say to the salad before he ate it?

Lett-uce pray.

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I made a chicken salad this morning.

This stupid thing is he won’t eat it.

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Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl?

He wanted a chef salad.

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Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?

In case there’s a salad dressing.

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What did the salad say to the chef?Β 

Lett-uce go!

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What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?

Don’t look, I’m dressing!

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Why was the chef embarrassed?

He saw the salad dressing.

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Why’s it called a Caesar salad?

Because Caesar ruled the romaines.

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How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

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What’s a vegan’s favorite non-terrestrial moon in the solar system?

En-salad-us.

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Our love is a fruit salad!

We are a great pear and I cherryish you.

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When is it acceptable for a nose to be in a salad?

When it’s a snowman’s nose!

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Where do mushrooms hang out on Saturday night?

The salad bar.

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