Salad Puns and Hilarious Salad Jokes
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I ate a salad today, and it contained both eggs and chicken.
I didn’t know where to start...
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A guy is sitting outside on a bench eating a burger when a woman comes out of a Subway store with a salad bowl.
She walks over to the guy and angrily says to him, “You know, a cow died somewhere, so you could enjoy that burger. What do you think of that, hmm?”
As quick as a flash, he looks up at her and replies, “It’s a shame for sure, but maybe if you weren’t eating its food, that cow might have lived.”
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A salad was arrested for public indecency.
I guess it should’ve gotten dressed before leafing.
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What did the priest say to the salad before he ate it?
Lett-uce pray.
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I made a chicken salad this morning.
This stupid thing is he won’t eat it.
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Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad.
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Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
In case there’s a salad dressing.
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What did the salad say to the chef?
Lett-uce go!
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What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
Don’t look, I’m dressing!
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Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
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Why’s it called a Caesar salad?
Because Caesar ruled the romaines.
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How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
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What’s a vegan’s favorite non-terrestrial moon in the solar system?
En-salad-us.
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Our love is a fruit salad!
We are a great pear and I cherryish you.
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When is it acceptable for a nose to be in a salad?
When it’s a snowman’s nose!
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Where do mushrooms hang out on Saturday night?
The salad bar.
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