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Sad Jokes


I asked my aging father why he doesn’t have life insurance.

β€œBecause, son, I want you to be truly sad when I die.”

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Why was the burger sad?

Because he had the blue cheese.

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When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.

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I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy.

Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.

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What do you call cheese that is sad?

Blue cheese.

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It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo.

They get really blue.

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Why is the ocean always blue?

Because the shore never waves back.

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What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?

β€œCheer up!”

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What is red, white, and blue?

A sad candy cane.

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I couldn’t help but feel blue when I spilled my blueberry smoothie all over my shirt.

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We’re feeling so blue.

We used to be the Blue Man Group.

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The ocean was feeling blue.

So I told her to sea the brighter side.

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She’s feeling so blue.

She might as well be called the ocean.

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What do you call a sad berry?

A blue-fruit.

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Did you hear about the sky that fell?

It turned the whole world blue.

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Why do blue people make bad singers?

They’re always feeling blue.

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I’m feeling blue today, so I decided to paint my room blue.

I guess you could say it’s a shade of blue situation.

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I heard about a blue whale who was feeling down.

It was a huge ordeal.

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My friend said he wanted to start feeling more blue.

So I gave him a bottle of blue-cation.

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I went to a restaurant where all the menus were printed in blue ink.

I guess they were trying to get in touch with their blue-side.

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I was feeling blue once, so I went outside to walk it off.

Instead, I got struck by blue lightning.

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My boss told me that work might be a little blue today.

But I didn’t know that meant the copiers were taking the day off.

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I heard about a blue tick hound who was feeling down.

His bark was way worse than his bite.

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People always ask why I’m feeling blue.

I just tell them I’m still waiting for my prince charming to come riding in on a blue motorbike.

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I bought some blue shoes to wear to the office.

But they made me feel downright feet-talistic.

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My coworker said that being blue is in his blood.

I asked him if he had been bitten by a smurf.

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My friend said he was going to start a feeling-blue club, but I declined.

I’m more of an upbeat kind of person.

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He was seeing the world through blue-tinted glasses.

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Why do blueberries make bad employees?

They always end up getting the blues.

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Why did the blue-faced man get lost?

He was feeling blue and couldn’t find his way.

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Did you hear about the sad blueberry?

It was feeling blue.

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Why was the blueberry always tired?

Because it was feeling a little blue-combed.

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Why did the blue-colored fruit hide?

It was feeling blue.

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What’s a sad shade of blue?

Bereaved.

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Why was the blue marker sad?

Because its life was point-less.

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Why was the blue mold fired from the cheese factory?

Because it was too blue.

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What do you call a sad blueberry?

A blue-berry.

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Why was Uranus sad at the solar system party?

It felt left out of the loop.

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What did the other planets say to Uranus when it was feeling sad?

β€œCheer up, life’s just a gas!”

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What do you call a sad blueberry?

A blueberry muffin.

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Why was the blueberry muffin so sad?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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Feeling blue? A blueberry muffin can be your rescue!

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Why was the math book sad on National Pi Day?

Because it had too many problems.

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A young girl comes home from a date looking rather sad. Her mother asks her what’s wrong.

She says, β€œBill proposed to me an hour ago.”

Her mother asks, β€œWhy are you so sad then?”

The girl replies, β€œBecause he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”

Her mother says, β€œMarry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”

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Why did Goofy feel sad for his calendar?

He heard its days were numbered.

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Why are PC gamers always sad?

Because they can’t console each other.

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I was saddened to learn that my cousin was run over by a boat in Venice today.

I sent his family my gondolances.

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I am sad to leave the alpaca alone again.

Spending time with him was fun wool it lasted.

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I’m balding and that makes me sad. But thanks to the miracle of science...

I take antidepressants and now I’m never sad!

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to manβ€”a melonccoli.

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What did the sad man say to the man at the dessert counter?

Donut kill my vibe!

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Why do many donuts feel sad?

Because they feel really empty inside.

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One day at football practice, the nose was sad.

It was probably because he didn’t get picked.

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Why was the man with the big nose sad?

He could really smell his feet!

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