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Sad Jokes


Why was the math book sad on National Pi Day?

Because it had too many problems.

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A young girl comes home from a date looking rather sad. Her mother asks her what’s wrong.

She says, β€œBill proposed to me an hour ago.”

Her mother asks, β€œWhy are you so sad then?”

The girl replies, β€œBecause he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”

Her mother says, β€œMarry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”

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Why did Goofy feel sad for his calendar?

He heard its days were numbered.

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Why are PC gamers always sad?

Because they can’t console each other.

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I was saddened to learn that my cousin was run over by a boat in Venice today.

I sent his family my gondolances.

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I am sad to leave the alpaca alone again.

Spending time with him was fun wool it lasted.

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I’m balding and that makes me sad. But thanks to the miracle of science...

I take antidepressants and now I’m never sad!

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to manβ€”a melonccoli.

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What did the sad man say to the man at the dessert counter?

Donut kill my vibe!

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Why do many donuts feel sad?

Because they feel really empty inside.

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One day at football practice, the nose was sad.

It was probably because he didn’t get picked.

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Why was the man with the big nose sad?

He could really smell his feet!

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After a prolonged drought when the rain came, all the animals in the forest were happy except the Kangaroo.

When the others asked him what the reason was for such sadness, the Kangaroo revealed that the rain meant that all its kids would now be playing inside.

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