Runner Jokes

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Runner Jokes

A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him.

He stopped one of the runners and asked, β€œWhat’s happening?”

The runner replied breathlessly, β€œA lion has escaped from the zoo.”

β€œOh my, which way is it heading?”

β€œWell, you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?”

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Why did the coyote cross the road?

It was chasing the roadrunner.

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Who was the fastest runner in the race?

Adam, because he was first in the human race.

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How did the Catholic priest finish the marathon?

He was second to nun.

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How did the 30-year-old marathon runner celebrate their birthday?

By going the extra mile!

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I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden.

I realized that I had gone way off course as soon as I crossed the Finnish line.

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Akpos: β€œWhy are all these people running?”

Man: β€œThis is a race, the winner will get the cup.”

Akpos: β€œIf only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?”

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I had a race with an Asian today.

It was a Thai.

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100-meter race.

Referee: β€œ1,2,3, GO!”

Everybody started running except Santa.

Referee: β€œWhy are you not running?”

Santa: β€œMy number is 4.”

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