Enjoy our team's carefully selected Runner Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him.
He stopped one of the runners and asked, “What’s happening?”
The runner replied breathlessly, “A lion has escaped from the zoo.”
“Oh my, which way is it heading?”
“Well, you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?”
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Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the roadrunner.
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Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
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How did the Catholic priest finish the marathon?
He was second to nun.
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How did the 30-year-old marathon runner celebrate their birthday?
By going the extra mile!
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I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden.
I realized that I had gone way off course as soon as I crossed the Finnish line.
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Akpos: “Why are all these people running?”
Man: “This is a race, the winner will get the cup.”
Akpos: “If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?”
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I had a race with an Asian today.
It was a Thai.
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100-meter race.
Referee: “1,2,3, GO!”
Everybody started running except Santa.
Referee: “Why are you not running?”
Santa: “My number is 4.”
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