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Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your face is going to meet my shoe.
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
Every time I flush the toilet, I think of you.
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
If I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
A face like yours, belongs in a zoo.
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your phone is smart, so why aren’t you?
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
I’ve got five fingers, guess which one is for you?
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
You look like a donkey, and smell like one too.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
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Roses are brown, violets are brown...
Who crapped in my garden?!
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Roses are red, roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you.
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