Enjoy our team's carefully selected Rose Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What’s a Christian’s favorite flower?
Jesus Rose.
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I bought my wife 12 dozen red roses, but I don’t think she likes them.
She said that’s gross.
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Someone keeps sending me roses with the heads cut off.
I think I’m being stalked.
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It was a dull day, but I saw a pink colored rose.
I look at the bright seed of things.
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The rose had to inform his mom about a mishap.
He said, “I hate to be the bearer of bud news.”
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Why was the florist afraid of roses?
Quite honestly, she didn’t know where the fear stemmed from.
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What did the florist say to the customer who was trying to bargain over the price of the rose bouquet?
“Take it or leaf it bud!”
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Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors.
It’s always the first to rose and shine.
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What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
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What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
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