Enjoy our team's carefully selected Rooster Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
They’re vaccinating against bird flu again.
Call it a rooster shot.
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It was so cold that roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
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My friend said that my haircut makes me look like a rooster.
I said it’s a cock-a-doodle do.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh, “let’s put all the corn flakes back in the box.’
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How did Garfield stop the rooster from waking him on Monday morning?
He ate him on Sunday night!
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A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday.
After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one.
Minutes later, the rooster walks in.
He spots the colored eggs, then storms out and beats up the peacock.
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