Roofing Jokes



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Roofing Jokes


How did the roofing company become so successful?

They nailed it.

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I thought I saw a squirrel on the roof.

But it was just a roofingΒ nut.

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I took a roofing class in college.

But all the content went right over my head.

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My roofing business is having a great promotion right now.

If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house.

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What is it that keeps roofing teams together?

Trussed.

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Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and getting dizzy.

He calls down to Murphy and says, β€œI tink I will ave to go home, I’ve come all over giddy and feel sick.”

Murphy asks, β€œAve yer got vertigo?”

Paddy replies, β€œNo, I only live round the corner.”

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What type of construction are dogs good at?

Roofing.

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What’s the hardest part of the roofing business?

The overhead.

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Why did the roofing company fire the roofer who went to the bathroom too often?

His waste factor was too high.

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