Enjoy our team's carefully selected Roofing Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How did the roofing company become so successful?
They nailed it.
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I thought I saw a squirrel on the roof.
But it was just a roofing nut.
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I took a roofing class in college.
But all the content went right over my head.
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My roofing business is having a great promotion right now.
If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house.
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What is it that keeps roofing teams together?
Trussed.
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Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and getting dizzy.
He calls down to Murphy and says, “I tink I will ave to go home, I’ve come all over giddy and feel sick.”
Murphy asks, “Ave yer got vertigo?”
Paddy replies, “No, I only live round the corner.”
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What type of construction are dogs good at?
Roofing.
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What’s the hardest part of the roofing business?
The overhead.
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Why did the roofing company fire the roofer who went to the bathroom too often?
His waste factor was too high.
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