Enjoy our team's carefully selected Romantic Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the blood-sucking insect learn Latin?
It wanted to be a Roman-tic.
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If your wife ever gets you a gladiator uniform, it’s a pretty good sign.
She wants you to be more Roman-tic.
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A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words, and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling”.
But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years.
At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.
Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”
And the lady said, “Pardon?”
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“I love you,” I said. “Do you love me too?”
“Yes,” my wife replied.
Me: “On a scale of 1-10 that sounds about right.”
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Roses are red, cacti are thorny.
When I’m around you, you make me very...HAPPY!
I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much.
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You donut know how much I love you!
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A boyfriend asks his girlfriend, “What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine’s Day?”
“Well, I don’t know” she answers shyly.
“OK, that I give you another year to think about it...”
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What did the serial killer give his lover for Valentine’s day?
His heart! (Well, not his.)
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What did the electric socket say to their spouse?
“I love you a watt!”
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I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.
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I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”
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Girlfriend: “Our new neighbor always kisses his girlfriend when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”
Boyfriend: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”
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Boyfriend: “I love you.”
Girlfriend: “Is that you or the wine talking?”
Boyfriend: “It’s me talking to the wine.”
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A T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms.
To which the girlfriend replied, “That’s not very much at all!”
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I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it’s just not as big.
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I love you un-cone-ditionally.
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I have so mush-room in my heart for you.
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You are like dandruff because I just can not get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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