Romantic Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Romantic Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
“I love you,” I said. “Do you love me too?”
“Yes,” my wife replied.
Me: “On a scale of 1-10 that sounds about right.”
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Roses are red, cacti are thorny.
When I’m around you, you make me very...HAPPY!
I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much.
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You donut know how much I love you!
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A boyfriend asks his girlfriend, “What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine’s Day?”
“Well, I don’t know” she answers shyly.
“OK, that I give you another year to think about it...”
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What did the serial killer give his lover for Valentine’s day?
His heart! (Well, not his.)
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What did the electric socket say to their spouse?
“I love you a watt!”
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I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.
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I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”
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Girlfriend: “Our new neighbor always kisses his girlfriend when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”
Boyfriend: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”
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Boyfriend: “I love you.”
Girlfriend: “Is that you or the wine talking?”
Boyfriend: “It’s me talking to the wine.”
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A T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms.
To which the girlfriend replied, “That’s not very much at all!”
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I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it’s just not as big.
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I love you un-cone-ditionally.
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I have so mush-room in my heart for you.
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You are like dandruff because I just can not get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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