Romance Jokes



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Romance Jokes


Nobody wants to be alone.

A recently divorced friend of mine is hopeful of once again finding romance. Beer belly, completely bald...

I don’t like her chances.

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Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer.

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I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love.

It never got published.

It was all in vein.

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Keeping The Romance Alive

I still love to spoil the love of my life.

If she works late at night, she calls me and tells me she’s on her way. I immediately start running the taps and pouring in some nice hot water with foam so that when she walks in, she can start washing the dishes right away.

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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I’m reading a romance book in Braille.Β I don’t think I’ll finish.

It’s too touchy-feely for me.

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Their romance started by candlelight.

But it only lasted a wick.

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You know why vampires can raise ghouls?

Because they are neck romancers.

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What’s the difference between a fire wizard and someone who flirts with pastries?

One is a Pyromancer, the other is a pie-romancer.

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