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Rock Jokes


On our hike yesterday, my partner wouldn’t let me take home any volcanic rocks.

And to be honest, I’m still a little basalty over it.

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Why did Uranus become a rock star?

Because it’s always surrounded by gas.

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Did you hear about the boy who always carries a stone with him that he used to throw at people who play Christmas music in October?

He calls it his Jingle Bell Rock.

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What Happens When You Screw Up?

Biologist screws up:

Mutant virus.

Physicist screws up:

Deadly black hole.

Geologists screws up:

Rock on table is now rock on floor.

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Lava is the hipster of the geology community.

It knew how to rock before it was cool.

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I’m thinking of switching my major to geology.

I think I’d do well because I keep discovering a new rock bottom.

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While in college, I got degrees in geology and astronomy.

I’m trying to become a rock star.

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Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.

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It’s so cold, the rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.

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What do you call the rocks kids covered in chocolate?

Coco pebbles.

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I just got over my addiction to chocolate, nuts and marshmallows.

I have to admit it was a rocky road.

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Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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