Restaurant Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Restaurant Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I saw a 50% off sign on a sushi restaurant today.
Sounds fishy to me.
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The shady workers behind the Mexican restaurant...
That’s nacho business.
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Every oven in the greasy hot dog restaurant was broken.
So the diners got a raw deal.
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I recently went to a restaurant, they poisoned my tiramisu. Guess what?
I tiramisued them.
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The panda was always getting locked up when he visited a restaurant. Guess what he did to deserve this?
He asked if he could eat shoots and leaves!
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I met a witch at the restaurant the other day, guess what she ordered?
Spook-eti.
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A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing.
He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”
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A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off.
The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly.
When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing “Happy birthday!”.
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It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, “Order!”
So I replied, “Fried chicken, mac and cheese, and cola.”
Now I’m being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.
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A man in a French restaurant asks the waiter, “Do you have frog legs?”
The waiter looks offended, “No, I’ve always walked like that!”
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.
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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?
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Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
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