Jokes on Relationship
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Relationship Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I’m like the American Airlines of dating.
We understand you had other options of relationships and we’re sorry you chose me.
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You know you’re 50 when you and your teeth have decided that a separation is the best thing for your relationship.
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Why was the mermaid couple so indecisive?
Because they both refused to wear the pants in the relationship.
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Sometimes my girlfriend and I don’t speak the same language...
I say “We have a long distance relationship”.
She says “I have a restraining order”.
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I was once in a relationship with Math.
I had to leave it though, there were just too many problems.
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My wife and I have an open relationship.
Found out last night.
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Me: “Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?”
Siri: “This is Alexa.”
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Hot dogs and I have a very frank relationship!
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The relationship between a man and a woman is a psychological one.
The woman is psycho, the man is logical.
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Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate.
During his meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate.
Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose your mother took it, do you?”
He said, “Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure!”
He sat down and wrote:
Dear mom,
After you visited me, the silver plate has been missing. I’m not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I’m not saying that you don’t take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love
Your son
Several days later, he received an email from his mother which read:
Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you don’t sleep with her, but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
Love
Mom
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