Redhead Jokes

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Redhead Jokes

A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it the genie pops out.

The genie says, β€œWhat do you want?”

The ginger says, β€œI want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and 20 floors all made of pure gold.”

The genie looks and says,” Don’t be an idiot! Do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That’s impossible, pick something else.”

So the ginger finally decides and says, β€œI want everyone to stop making fun of my hair color.”

The genie says, β€œSo, this mansion, you want suite bathrooms?”

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What do you call someone who isn’t a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

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Why can’t you hear a redhead’s footsteps?

Because they walk so gingerly.

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What do you call a red-haired baker?

The ginger bread man.

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What is it called when two redheads have a kid?

Ginger bred.

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I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think it’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.

I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? How?

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My wife asked me to prepare our 4-year-old ginger son for his first day at school.

So I punched him and stole his lunch money.

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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.

The women need to, buy another, but only have $500.

The redhead tells the blonde, β€œI will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.”

She goes to the market and finds one for $499.

Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer.

Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word β€œcomfortable”.

Skeptical, the operator asks, β€œHow will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?”

The redhead replies, β€œShe's a blonde so she reads slow: β€˜Come for ta bull’.”

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