Red Panda Jokes



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Red Panda Jokes


My red panda went on a shopping spree and ended up with a paw-ful of amazing deals.

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When the red panda got tired, it decided to take a koala-ty nap.

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The red panda had a wild night last night.

He was caught red-handed.

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How does a red panda flirt with her crush?

She gives them a bamboozling smile.

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Why was the red panda good at math?

It always knew how to add-bear the numbers.

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Red pandas never skip leg day.

Their hopping skills are paws-itively impressive.

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Why did the red panda bring a ladder?

It wanted to reach new heights-bear.

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Why did the red panda become an actor?

It had a panda-mic personality.

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Did you hear about the red panda’s art exhibition?

It was panda-monium!

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What do you call a red panda dentist?

A molar bear.

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What did the red panda say after winning a race?

β€œI’m un-bear-ably fast!”

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