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If you think that no one cares you’re alive...
Just try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
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My wife and I went to see a realtor.
“Have you guys considered moving houses?” he asked.
I said, “No, we don’t like caravans.”
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The older generation’s dream was to pay off the mortgage.
The younger generation’s dream is to get one.
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A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived, but was having difficulty finding a new home.
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home.
He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all, lawyers cannot and do not lie.
So, he had an idea: he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the real estate agent.
He liked one of the homes and the agent asked, “How many children do you have?”
He answered, “12 children.”
The agent asked, “Where are the others?
The lawyer answered, with a sad look, “They are in the cemetery with their mother.”
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Why did the real estate agent fail to sell the house next to a horse stable?
Because his clients were worried about the neigh-bors.
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The real estate agent led me through the impressive property.
“Do you think I could convert this bedroom into a second bathroom?” I asked.
“Of course!” he grinned. “I don’t see why not.”
“Excellent,” I replied, pulling down my trousers, “You might want to look the other way.”
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I started to get really worried about climate change when I was house shopping, and my real estate agent used the phrase:
“Potential Water Front Property”
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