Ramadan Jokes

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Ramadan Jokes

What do you call a fasting camel?


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What does Muslim Sonic say when Ramadan begins?

β€œGotta go fast!”

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How do you call a cow in Ramadan?

A Mooslim.

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What do you call the end of Ramadan?


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Why do single people look forward to Ramadan?

It’s the only month they might ever have a date.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”


β€œAmeen, who?”

β€œAmeen, iftar is ready!”

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Why should you never race a Muslim during Ramadan?

They fast during Ramadan.

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Why isn’t iftar called β€œbreak fast”?

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Two Americans were walking in the Arabian desert one morning when they came across a mosque.

They hadn’t had food or water for days and thought maybe the people in the mosque would give them some.

β€œOk, Joe, we will tell these people we are Muslims, and maybe they will give us some food and something to drink. You’ll be Hassan, and I’ll be Muhammed,” said Roger.

β€œNo way, man. I’m not going to say that, even if they won’t give us anything to drink,” replied Joe.

They go up and knock on the door.

A Muslim man with a smile on his face answers the door, β€œYes, how may I help you?”

β€œHello, I’m Muhammed and this is Joe. We were wondering if we could have something to eat and drink,” asked Roger.

β€œWhy, of course! Joe, we will bring you some food, and for you, Muhammed, it is Ramadan and we won’t be breaking our fast until sundown.”

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