Enjoy our team's carefully selected Rain Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Some local engineers took a train for a service.
But the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.
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I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed.
He said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”
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Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
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Why did the man driving a train get struck by lightning?
He was a good conductor.
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What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
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What kind of ears do trains have?
Engin-eers.
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What do trains do at Egyptian train yard gates?
Toot-and-come-in.
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When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
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What do you call rain on Turkey Day?
Fowl weather.
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I did that ancestry DNA thing, and it came back that I was 20% American Indian.
It makes sense because after I went to prom it rained for 2 weeks.
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Akpos told his servant, “Go and water the plants.”
Servant: “It’s already raining.”
Akpos: “So what, take an umbrella and go!”
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What do you call a little guy in a pointy hat on a train saying “tick, tick, tick”?
A metro-gnome.
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The teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing, except Santa.
He wrote: Due To Rain, No Match.
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What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks on April Fools’ Day?
It’s fowl spring weather.
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Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?
It dampens their spirits!
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There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car.
The one blonde says to the other, “What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?”
The other one replied, “No, people will think we’re trying to break in.”
The other one said, “Well, do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?”
The other one answered, “No, people will think we’re too stupid to use the coat hanger.”
The other one said, “Well, we better think of something quick because it’s starting to rain and the sunroof is open.”
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It’s been raining for 3 days without stopping.
My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window.
If the rain doesn’t stop tomorrow, I’ll have to let her in.
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Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?
Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
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Yo mama so fat when she wears her yellow raincoat people yell out “taxi!”.
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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says “Spit your gum out!” and the train says “Chew, chew!”
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Your mama so stupid she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.
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Your mama so old when she was young, rainbows were black and white!
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After a prolonged drought when the rain came, all the animals in the forest were happy except the Kangaroo.
When the others asked him what the reason was for such sadness, the Kangaroo revealed that the rain meant that all its kids would now be playing inside.
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Your momma so short she takes a shower in a raindrop.
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