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Why canβt violins finish a crossword puzzle?
Because violins never solved anything.
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Did you hear about the man who solved a puzzle in 10 minutes?
Even though the box said 2-4 years.
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Why do so many people like to do word puzzles in the bathroom?
Because itβs the best place for a vowel movement.
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Did you hear about the world crossword puzzle champion who died?
He was buried six feet down and three feet across.
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How is the solution to the toilet paper shortage the same as the solution to a crossword puzzle?
One square at a time.
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My family is all worried about my addiction to dot puzzles.
Itβs OK though... I know where to draw the line.
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I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was...
One Piece.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, βPlease come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I canβt figure out how to get started.β
Her boyfriend asks, βWhat is it supposed to be when itβs finished?β
The blonde says, βAccording to the picture on the box, itβs a rooster.β
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, βFirst of all, no matter what we do, weβre not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.β
He takes her hand and says, βSecond, I want you to relax. Letβs have a nice cup of tea, and then,β he said with a deep sigh, βletβs put all the corn flakes back in the box.β
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