Enjoy our team's carefully selected Puns on Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
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What did the father squirrel tell his son?
Acorny joke.
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What do you call a half-baked joke?
A pun in the oven.
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Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn’t use proper pun-ctuation.
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What happens to corny jokesters who get jailed on April Fools’ Day?
They go to the pun-itentiary.
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Why do people love blue jokes?
They’re so pun-derful.
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Uranus’ puns are my favorite kind of humor.
They’re truly universal.
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I’m never afraid to make a Uranus pun.
They’re always out of this world.
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Who told the most jokes among the colonists?
Punsylvanians.
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Why did everyone plug their nose when the pun master told his joke?
His joke was far too pun-gent.
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What happened to the guy who stole a pun?
He needed to be pun-ished.
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What does the pun writer use to write his puns?
A pun-cil.
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You call it a bad sense of humor, I call it ‘pun-ctuality’.
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Someday, when I’m a pun-sioner, I’d love to live in a pun-thouse on a pun-insula.
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I’ve got wordplay fever, and the only prescription is more pun-icillin.
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What’s a pun’s best trait?
His pun-ctuality.
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Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
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Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn’t use proper pun-ctuation.
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What a pun’s dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist.
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What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
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What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention.
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Why do thieves have a hard time understanding puns?
Because they take things literally!
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Your boyfriend doesn’t get your fruit puns?
You got to let that mango.
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Unfortunately, many mushroom puns are in spore taste.
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