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Pumpkin Jokes


What’s my blood type?

Pumpkin spice!

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Mrs. Jones was proud of her pumpkin patch, so she was really disappointed when some of the local kids were taking them to make Jack-o-Lanterns.

One evening while Mrs. Jones was soaking in the bath, the answer to the pumpkin thefts came to her.

After supper she went out and put up a sign: β€œBeware, one of these pumpkins is coated with a special colorless rat poison!”

A day or two later when Mrs. Jones checked out her pumpkin patch she was pleased to see that no more had been stolen.

Then she saw a second sign next to hers which said: β€œNOW THERE ARE TWO!!”

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Farmer Smith was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load

of fertilizer.

Alex β€” a little boy of nine β€” was playing ball in his yard.

He saw the farmer and asked, β€œWhat’ve you got in your trailer?”

β€œManure,” farmer Smith replied.

β€œWhat are you going to do with it?” asked Alex.

β€œPut it on my pumpkins,” answered the farmer.

Alex replied, β€œYou ought to

come and eat with us, we put ice cream on our pumpkin pie.”

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Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.

Or they might get autumn’y ache.

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How did the pumpkin feel after being carved?

Gutted.

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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy.

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Always a seasonal delight, today we will look at how to make a pumpkin roll:

Step 1. Get a pumpkin.

Step 2. Take your pumpkin to the top of a hill.

Step 3. Give it a little push.

Step 4. Enjoy.

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Why don’t pumpkins get into arguments?

Because they have no stomach for fighting.

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How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?

Apply the pumpkin patch.

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Oh my gourd, it’s already fall.

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Life is gourd.

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You’re gourdgeous!

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We got our Seasonal bulk in at work today and got Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil.

It’s for Autumnmobiles.

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What do you call a pumpkin that can slam-dunk a basketball?

Michael Gourdan.

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Where do pumpkins hold meetings?

In the gourdroom.

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How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern?

Use a pumpkin patch.

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How do pumpkins get up to the roof?

They use a jack-o-ladder.

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What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?

β€œAre you feeling ill?”

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Why do pumpkins do poorly in school?

Because eventually they end up with all their brains scooped out.

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