Puerto Rico Jokes



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Puerto Rico Jokes


Why do Puerto Ricans make great detectives?

Because they never miss a beat.

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Why did the Puerto Rican keep looking at his watch at the party?

He was checking how late he was already going to be for the next one.

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How does a Puerto Rican get ready for a marathon?

By putting on their running shoes and their party hat.

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The best way to find a Puerto Rican?

Turn off the music and listen for the complaints.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to change a lightbulb.

Just Juan.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican construction worker?

A renaissance man.

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Why did Puerto Rico become a state?

Because they couldn’t find enough parking.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican dish that’s not spicy?

A mistake.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican without a car?

Carlos.

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