Psychology Jokes
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What’s the human psychology behind all this toilet paper hoarding?
That’s just how we roll.
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A psychology professor starts his lecture by telling the students, “Today we’ll learn about the three stages of human emotion: surprise, irritation, and rage.”
With that, he takes his phone out of his pocket, puts it on speaker, and dials a random number.
“Hello, may I please speak to Dave?” says the professor when the other person answers.
“No, I’m sorry, you have the wrong number,” says the person on the other end.
“You see that students, that’s surprise. Now allow me to show you what irritation sounds like.”
He picks up the phone again, and dials the same number.
When it answers, the professor asks, “Hi, can Dave come to the phone?”
“I told you you have the wrong number!”
“That’s irritation, my friends,” says the professor. “Now, let’s look at what rage looks like.”
He picks up the phone and dials the number again.
When it answers he asks, “Is Dave available?”
“LISTEN, YOU IDIOT. IF YOU CALL THIS NUMBER AGAIN, I’LL COME OVER, BREAK THAT PHONE IN HALF AND SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!!!”
“And that’s rage.”
“Professor, you forgot the fourth stage,” says a young man in the front row.
“And what might that be?” asks the professor.
“It’s called the stage of total confusion. Allow me to demonstrate.”
He comes up to the podium, takes the professor’s phone and dials the same number.
“Hello, this is Dave, has somebody called me today?”
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My wife has a minor in psychology.
I guess you could say she’s a little...
Psycho.
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Johnny paid his way through college by waiting in a restaurant.
“What’s the usual tip?” asked a customer.
“Well,” said Johnny, “This is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I’d be doing great.”
“Is that so?” growled the customer. “In that case, here’s twenty dollars.”
“Thanks. I’ll put it in my college fund,” Johnny said.
“By the way, what are you studying?” asked the customer.
“Applied psychology.”
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I’m writing a book about reverse psychology.
Please don’t buy it.
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I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology.
I don’t have a job, but at least I know why.
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The relationship between a man and a woman is a psychological one.
The woman is psycho, the man is logical.
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