Popcorn Jokes

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Popcorn Jokes

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

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An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets.

The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him.

He replies, β€œWell, my pet chicken, of course!”

β€œI’m sorry,” The girl tells him. β€œWe can’t allow animals in the cinema.”

The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers.

He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in.

Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it’s head out and watch the film.

Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified.

She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, β€œAgnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!”

Agnes whispers back, β€œOh, don’t worry about it... you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.”

Madge says, β€œI KNOW... but this one’s eating my POPCORN!”

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What did one ear of corn say to the other traveling down the highway?

Looks like we had a tire pop out.

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Mom: β€œYou keep dropping popcorn.”

Me: β€œSorry, butter fingers.”

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What’s the difference between popcorn and pea soup?

Anyone can pop corn, but you can’t pee soup.

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It’s so hot that my popcorn seeds start popping.

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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately.

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Yo Mama's appetite is so huge she uses a truck to carry her popcorn to the movies.

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