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Police Jokes


One night, after a long evening of drinking, Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home, he spotted a nun walking down the road.

After looking at her twice, he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living shit out of her.

Some people passing by spotted this and called the police.

As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs, he looked back and shouted, โ€œI thought youโ€™d be tougher than that, Batman!โ€

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Two nuns who worked in a hospital were out driving in the country when they ran out of gas.

As they were standing beside their car on the shoulder of the road, a truck approached them, noticing the nuns in distress, the trucker stopped and offered to help.

When the nuns explained they had run out of gas, the trucker said he would be more than happy to drain some from his tank, but he didnโ€™t have a bucket or a can.

Hearing this, one of the nuns dug out a clean bedpan from the trunk and asked the trucker if it would do. He said it would and proceeded to drain a couple of quarts into the pan.

He then handed the pan to the sisters, got back into his truck, and waved goodbye.

While the nuns were carefully pouring the precious fuel into their gas tank, a cop happened by.

He stopped and watched them for a few moments, then said, โ€œSisters, somehow I donโ€™t think thatโ€™s going to work, but I sure do admire your faith.โ€

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Why did the police officers arrest the blue crayon?

Because it was in the blue.

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I saw someone at the grocery store who angrily stabbed a box of corn flakes, and the flakes went everywhere.

The person was arrested for being a cereal killer.

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Traffic policeman: โ€œDidnโ€™t you hear my whistle, madam?โ€

Woman driver: โ€œYes, but I donโ€™t like flirting while Iโ€™m driving.โ€

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Yo daddy is so ugly when your mom kicked him out of the house, the police arrested him for littering.

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A farmer named Rick had a car accident.

In court, the trucking companyโ€™s lawyer was questioning Rick. โ€œDidnโ€™t you say, at the moment of the accident, โ€˜Iโ€™m fineโ€™,โ€ asked the lawyer?

Rick responded, โ€œWell, Iโ€™ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the...โ€

โ€œI did not ask you for any details,โ€ the lawyer interrupted. โ€œJust answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, โ€˜Iโ€™m fineโ€™?โ€

Rick said, โ€œWell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer, and I was driving down the road.โ€

The lawyer interrupted again and said, โ€œJudge, Iโ€™m trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.โ€

By this time, the judge was fairly interested in Rickโ€™s answer and said to the lawyer, โ€œIโ€™d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie.โ€

Rick thanked the judge and proceeded. โ€œWell, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other.

I was hurting real bad and didnโ€™t want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

When the highway patrolman came on the scene he could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her and saw her near fatal condition, he took out his rifle and shot her between the eyes.

Then the patrolman came across the road, rifle still in hand, looked at me and said โ€˜how are you feeling?โ€™. Now, what the heck would YOU say?โ€

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I have inner beauty.

And I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.

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It is the middle of the night and Laura wakes up to find that her husband is out of bed.

She dresses in her robe and goes downstairs to find him sitting in front of a turned off TV, holding a cup of coffee and looking into the distance, lost in some sad thought.

โ€œWhatโ€™s the matter, honey?โ€ she asks. โ€œWhy the heck are you down here at this hour?โ€

Her husband looks up at her, โ€œDo you remember when we started dating, when you were just 17?โ€

โ€œSure,โ€ she answers, puzzled.

Her husband groaned in sadness, โ€œAnd do you remember when your father the sheriff caught us fooling around?โ€

Wife: โ€œYes, of course.โ€

โ€œAnd do you remember how he shoved his shotgun in my face and said โ€˜You either marry her or Iโ€™ll put you in jail for 20 years!โ€™?โ€

โ€œYea I do, why are you so nostalgic all of a sudden?!โ€ she demanded to know.

The husband wiped a tear from his cheek and said,โ€œItโ€™s just... I would have been out today.โ€

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An actor suffering from dementia just hit my car. I got him arrested.

As he was getting arrested, he kept saying, โ€œDo you know who I am?!โ€

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Why was the toilet paper in detention?

It was unraveling all the time!

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A painter was murdered while working in his latest painting.

The police still canโ€™t see the full picture.

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Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system.

Police there are calling it a sewer-side bombing.

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The policeman told me he was chasing a man with one leg.

I told him to use both, he would get him faster.

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An English teacher was getting late for school on Teachersโ€™ Day.

Suddenly, a cop pulled him over and asked for papers.

He gladly gave him all of his studentsโ€™ essays to grade and drove off.

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Why is it not good to play volleyball in a court?

Because you might get arrested.

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In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking up the wharf carrying two live lobsters, at least three pounds, one in each hand. It was three weeks after the season closed.

Whom should he meet at the end of the wharf but the Fisheries Officer who, upon viewing the live and wiggling lobsters, says, โ€œWell me laddie, I got you this time with two live lobsters, three weeks after the season closed!โ€

The Newfie says, โ€œNo, my son. You are wrong! These are two trained lobsters I caught two weeks before the season ended.โ€

The Fisheries Officer says, โ€œTrained? Like how?โ€

โ€œWell, my son, each day I takes these two from my house, down to the wharf, and puts them in the water for a swim. While they swim, I sits on the wharf and has me a smoke or two. After about 15 minutes I whistles, and up comes me two lobsters, and I takes them home!โ€

โ€œLikely story,โ€ the Fisheries Officer says. โ€œLetโ€™s take them on down to the wharf and see if its true.โ€

So, the Newfoundlander goes ahead of the Fisheries Officer to the end of the wharf where, under supervision, he gently lowers both lobsters into the water.

The Newfie sits on a wharf piling and lights up a smoke, then another.

After about 15 minutes the Fisheries Officer says to the Newfie, โ€œHow about whistling?โ€

The Newfoundlander says, โ€œWhat for?โ€

The Fisheries Officer says, โ€œTo call in the lobsters.โ€

โ€œWhat lobsters?โ€ the Newfie asks.

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How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. She calls the emergency number and demands that a police officer come and do something about the intimidating blackness.

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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. Heโ€™s got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard stops him and says, โ€œWhatโ€™s in the bags?โ€

โ€œSand,โ€ answered Juan.

The guard says, โ€œWeโ€™ll just see about that, get off the bike!โ€

The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.

He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the manโ€™s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

The next day, the same thing happens.

The guard asks, โ€œWhat have you got?โ€

โ€œSand,โ€ says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events is repeated every day for a year.

Finally, Juan doesnโ€™t show up one day and the guard later meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.

โ€œHey, Buddy,โ€ says the guard, โ€œI know you are smuggling something. Itโ€™s driving me crazy. Itโ€™s all I think about. I canโ€™t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?โ€

Juan sips his beer and says, โ€œBicycles.โ€

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Donโ€™t you love sitting on the sofa late at night with a glass of wine in your hand?

Until the police come along and kick you out of IKEA.

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I donโ€™t know why the beautiful attendant at IKEA reported me to the police.

All I asked was โ€œHow much for one night stand?โ€.

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Mickey Mouse was arrested for identity theft.

He was charged with being Goofy.

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I knew a drummer who became a policeman years ago.

Heโ€™s still pounding the beat.

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What do a cyclist and a politician have in common?

Both demand you respect them, but donโ€™t want to follow the same rules as you.

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A man was pouring colored water every day on the streets of his town.

One day his neigbhour called the police, because he was pouring suspicious liquids on the streets.

When the police came they asked the man, โ€œWhat are you pouring on the streets?โ€

The guy said, โ€œI was pouring anti crocodile liquids.โ€

The officer said, โ€œBut there are no crocodiles in this town!โ€

The guy said, โ€œYou are welcome!โ€

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I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns.

It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops.

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A lorry carrying LEGO bricks overturned on the motorway.

The police say they donโ€™t know what to make of it.

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An old farmer got up in the middle of the night to use the toilet. As he was heading back to bed, he looked out the window and saw the lights on in his shed. A closer inspection revealed men loading his tools and farm machinery into their truck.

He rushes to the phone and calls 911.

โ€œI need the police! There are some guys clearing out my shed!โ€

โ€œOkay sir, we have dispatched officers, they should be there in about an hour.โ€

โ€œAn hour?! But theyโ€™ll be long gone by then!โ€

โ€œIโ€™m sorry, sir, but there are no officers in your area.โ€

The farmer hangs up angrily, waits 10 minutes and then calls 911 again.

โ€œHi, itโ€™s me again. Donโ€™t worry about sending those cops, Iโ€™ve just shot the robbers,โ€ and he hangs up.

Less then 10 minutes later, three cop cars and a helicopter arrive and the robbers are arrested.

The sergeant goes up to the house and bangs on the door. The farmer opens it in his dressing gown and holding a cup of tea.

โ€œWhatโ€™s going on here!? You said you shot the robbers!โ€

โ€œYou said there were no officers in my area.โ€

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Iโ€™ve given up social media for the New Year, and I am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.

Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what Iโ€™ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works. I alreadyย have three people following me... two police officers and a psychiatrist.

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A sailor was drilling holes in an oligarchโ€™s yacht.

A police officer approaches the sailor and asks him what he is doing.

The sailor puts down the drill and says, โ€œOh, me? Uhhhm... as a matter of fact, I am here to bless the ship.โ€

The police officer looks skeptical, โ€œYouโ€™re here to bless the ship?โ€

Sailor: โ€œYes, thatโ€™s right! I am making it very holy.โ€

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Deathrowโ€™s last meal.

The officer asks the inmate what would be his last meal.

The inmate replies, โ€œI want mangoesโ€.

Officer says, โ€œIt is not mango season yet.โ€

Inmate says, โ€œI guess I would just have to wait.โ€

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An elderly man living alone in Manchester wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard.

His only son, Paul, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Paul,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I wonโ€™t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. Iโ€™m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

Love

Dad

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

donโ€™t dig up that garden. Thatโ€™s where the bodies are buried.

Love

Paul.

At 4 a.m. the next morning, CID officers and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. Thatโ€™s the best I could do under the circumstances.

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Police have arrested a gang of corn flakes that they allege committed a spree of armed robberies throughout the metro area.

A Police spokesman described them as cereal offenders.

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An alcoholic wakes up in jail on New Yearโ€™s Eve.

He asks the first police officer he sees, โ€œWhy am I here?โ€

โ€œFor drinking,โ€ replies the officer.

โ€œGreat,โ€ says the man, โ€œWhen do we start?โ€

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The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.

A cop pulled up and said, โ€œIโ€™ve got to take you in, sir. Youโ€™re obviously drunk.โ€

The wasted wino asked, โ€œOfficer, are ya absolutely sure Iโ€™m drunk?โ€

Yeah, buddy, Iโ€™m sure,โ€ said the copper. โ€œLetโ€™s go.โ€

Obviously relieved, the wino said, โ€œThatโ€™s a reliefโ€”I thought I was a cripple.โ€

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A blonde crashed a helicopter.

The police officer asked her what happened.

She says, โ€œIt got cold, so I turned off the fan.โ€

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Spider-Man was found dead this morning.

Police believe he committed insecticide.

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A thief got caught stealing pizza. Guess what the police told him?

His marinara rights.

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WARNING IF YOU HAVE SEEN A LINK ON THE INTERNET OFFERING FREE DONUTS, DO NOT CLICK ON IT!

IT IS A VIRUS THAT FORCES CAPS LOCK TO BE PERMANENTLY ACTIVATED ON YOUR COMPUTER.

THE POLICE

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What did the cops see after they told the Pillsbury Doughboy to spread โ€™em?

Doughnuts!

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Cop Cuisine Point to Ponder:

Do cops like doughnuts better when theyโ€™re spelled Do-Nuts?

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How do beat cops define the word โ€œdoughnutโ€?

A local bakery owner who is absolutely crazy about money.

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Why did the cops arrest the donut baker?

He was caught pinching the salt.

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Why do cops that play basketball like donuts the most?

Because they love to dunk them.

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Why are cop donut shop jokes always so funny?

They never get mold.

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Officer: โ€œDo you know why I stopped you?โ€

Blonde: โ€œBecause I didnโ€™t pull out of the donut shop too fast?โ€

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What do cops call it when theyโ€™re called out to the local donut bakery?

Bread Alert!

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Which holiday is every policemanโ€™s favorite?

National Donut Day.

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How can you tell a police horse from a normal horse?

The police horse goes โ€œNeigh-naw-neigh-naw-neigh-nawโ€.

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Little Johnnyโ€™s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

โ€œYes,โ€ said the policeman. โ€œThe detectives want very badly to capture him.โ€

Little Johnny asked, โ€œWhy didnโ€™t you keep him when you took his picture?โ€

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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.

After looking the man over he says, โ€œSir, I couldnโ€™t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?โ€

The man gets really annoyed and says, โ€œOfficer, I couldnโ€™t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?โ€

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Three women escape from prisonโ€”a blonde and two brunettesโ€”and to get away from the cops they hide in an abandoned farmhouse.

Inside the house, there are three sacks that the escapees crawl into when the police search the building.

One of the cops sees the sacks and yells, โ€œThere are just three burlap sacks in here!โ€

To which his partner replies, โ€œThen kick them just to be sure itโ€™s not them hidingโ€.

The officer goes and kicks one with a brunette in it and she yells, โ€œMEEEYYOWW!โ€

The officer says, โ€œOh, itโ€™s just a stupid cat in there.โ€

So he kicks the one with the other brunette in it and she yells, โ€œRUUFFF RUFFF!โ€

The officer says, โ€œOh, itโ€™s just a stupid dog!โ€

Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, โ€œPOTATOES!โ€

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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A guy is standing in the street shouting out, โ€œI am God! I am God!โ€

The police call a social worker who comes over to see if he can help.

Walking up to the guy he asks, โ€œWhat is your name?โ€

โ€œI am God,โ€ the guy replies getting agitated.

The social worker says, โ€œCalm down. Why donโ€™t we go into this coffee shop, sit down and have a talk.โ€

As soon as they enter the shop the barista looks at the guy and exclaims, โ€œOh God, not you again!?โ€

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One hot summer afternoon a police officer pulls into a yard.

The police officer then gets out of the car, and asks an old gentleman, โ€œWho owns the property?โ€

The old man tells the officer that he does, and asks what he can do for him.

The officer says, โ€œIโ€™m here to inspect your property for illegally grown drugs.โ€

The old gentleman says, โ€œWell, you go right ahead, but whatever you do, donโ€™t go into that field over yonder,โ€ pointing out a fenced parcel of land.

The officer says, โ€œMister, Iโ€™m a law enforcement officer authorized by the federal government of our nation.โ€

Reaching into his pocket, he removes his badge and shoves it right in the old boyโ€™s face, โ€œYou see my badge, buddy? This badge means that Iโ€™m allowed to go wherever I wish, anytime I wish. Do you understand me? No questions asked.โ€

The old gentleman nodded his head yes politely, softly apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old gentleman heard someone screaming in absolute terror, coming from where heโ€™d told the officer not to go.

He looked over at the pasture and saw the officer running for his life, chased by a very angry bull.

With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it appeared likely that the policeman would be gored by the bullโ€™s horns before he could reach safety.

Realizing the horrible danger that the policeman was in, the old gentleman ran to the fieldโ€™s fence as fast as he could, determined to do whatever he could to help.

Reaching the edge of the pasture, the old gentleman quickly climbed to the top of the fence, waving his arms frantically and screamed at the very top of his voice, โ€œYour badge, officer, show him your BADGE!โ€

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What would happen if you took the school bus home?

The police would make you bring it back!

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โ€œMum, I just won this phone in a race!โ€

โ€œWho was in the race?โ€

โ€œThe owner of the phone and the police. I think theyโ€™re at the door to congratulate me.โ€

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It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, โ€œOrder!โ€

So I replied, โ€œFried chicken, mac and cheese, and cola.โ€

Now Iโ€™m being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.

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A policeman stops a man in a car with a lynx in the passenger seat.

โ€œWhat are you doing with a lynx? You should take him to the zoo!โ€ The policeman says.

The next week he stops the same car to see that the man still has the lynx, โ€œI thought you were going to take the cat to the zoo.โ€ He says.

โ€œI did! We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!โ€

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The Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine.

He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, โ€œYou know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?โ€

The driver is understandably hesitant and says, โ€œIโ€™m sorry, but I donโ€™t think Iโ€™m supposed to do that.โ€

But the Pope persists, โ€œPlease?โ€

The driver finally lets up, โ€œOh, alright, I canโ€™t really say no to the Pope.โ€

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone.

A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down.

Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: โ€œChief, I have a problem.โ€

Chief: โ€œWhat sort of problem?โ€

Cop: โ€œWell, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but itโ€™s someone really important.โ€

Chief: โ€œImportant like the mayor?โ€

Cop: โ€œNo, no, much more important than that.โ€

Chief: โ€œImportant like the governor?โ€

Cop: โ€œWay more important than that.โ€

Chief: โ€œLike the president?โ€

Cop: โ€œMuch more important.โ€

Chief: โ€œWhoโ€™s more important than the president?โ€

Cop: โ€œI donโ€™t know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!โ€

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