Pokémon Jokes



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Pokémon Jokes


Chuck Norris completed Pokemon Go.

On a landline.

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What do you get if you trip over a Pokémon?

A bulbous sore.

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I’m on medication for my Pokémon Go addiction.

Gotacachemol.

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What is the difference between Pokémon Go and Tinder?

On Pokémon Go you swipe up to try and capture fake characters in a virtual world.

On Tinder, you swipe right.

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My wife said she wanted to name our child Eevee because she thought it would be cool to name it after a Pokémon.

I said, “Ditto.”

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In Pokémon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types.

But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.

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The doctor’s office blocked my number after I kept calling about Pokémon.

I don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, but I really need someone to take a look at this bulbous sore I have.

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My wife hates me because I make too many Pokémon puns.

She’s just Shellos.

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I’ve lost all my Pokémon cards in a house fire.

I’ve only got Ash now.

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In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe?

Pokémon GO!

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Why do Pokémons like to eat sunflower seeds?

Because they like to pick and chew.

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