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Chuck Norris completed Pokemon Go.
On a landline.
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What do you get if you trip over a Pokémon?
A bulbous sore.
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I’m on medication for my Pokémon Go addiction.
Gotacachemol.
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What is the difference between Pokémon Go and Tinder?
On Pokémon Go you swipe up to try and capture fake characters in a virtual world.
On Tinder, you swipe right.
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My wife said she wanted to name our child Eevee because she thought it would be cool to name it after a Pokémon.
I said, “Ditto.”
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In Pokémon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types.
But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
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The doctor’s office blocked my number after I kept calling about Pokémon.
I don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, but I really need someone to take a look at this bulbous sore I have.
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My wife hates me because I make too many Pokémon puns.
She’s just Shellos.
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I’ve lost all my Pokémon cards in a house fire.
I’ve only got Ash now.
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In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe?
Pokémon GO!
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Why do Pokémons like to eat sunflower seeds?
Because they like to pick and chew.
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