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Poet Jokes


A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based on old Greek and Roman performances.

That’s playgarism if you ask me.

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great poet.

When asked to define β€œgreat” he said, β€œI want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, no, howl in pain and anger!”

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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Why do poets go to the zoo to use the restroom?

So they can poo in the loo at the zoo.

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A poet writes in verse.

A backwards poet writes inverse.

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What do you call bread baked by a poet?

Poet-rye.

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I’m a poet and I know it.

β€œI dug,

You dug,

He dug,

She dug,

We all dug!”

It’s not a great poem, but it’s deep.

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I went to see a beet poet the other day.

There were lots of hip peas there.

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Why was the poet teaching at a prison so happy?

She had a captive audience.

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What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry?

Shrekspeare.

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I knew a vampire who became a poet.

He went from bat to verse.

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What do you call a drunk medieval poet?

Shakesbeer.

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What is a poet’s favorite legume?

Rhyma-beans!

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What does every poet with a mustache dream of?

To have facial hair like Shakes-beard.

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